Finally, I found the unit where Mr. Sun is staying.
Today, we will attack the engineers. They don’t subscribe to “if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.”. They would rather say “Assume it’s broken, and now we fix it”. Of course, a better engineer would say: “If it ain’t broke, then make it better”. But that’s complimenting them already. So, let’s get to bashing them with jokes.
Ramasamy, a regular customer at Muthu’s Curry, is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will. His wife, daughter and two sons are at his bedside..all grieving… “So”, he says weakly to them: “Lingam, I want you to take the houses in Steven road …” “Saraswathy, take the apartments […]
Here are 10 joke crackers to crack you up: 1: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. 2: Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.” […]
Reminder to all married people. Today’s a special day. Remember your promise!
This joke was originally spread with a certain race tagged to it. Getcha Nuggets does not condone such racial bias. But the joke was too funny. So, the term Dumbo is used instead. Enjoy! Dumbo’s back again!! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Dumbo: 13th October Which year? Dumbo: EVERY YEAR ?? Manager asked Dumbo at […]
Help the cat reach the milk.
I’m a self-confessed computer nerd. And unlike racist jokes, we take jokes, at our expense, quite lightly. We don’t get offended. So, if you have more jokes about computer nerds, throw it at us, in the comments below. Meanwhile, enjoy these. Don’t laugh alone. Share it! Q: How many programmers does it take to change […]
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat….. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said: “Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to […]