Joke: An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
Today, we will attack the engineers. They don’t subscribe to “if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.”. They would rather say “Assume it’s broken, and now we fix it”. Of course, a better engineer would say: “If it ain’t broke, then make it better”. But that’s complimenting them already. So, let’s get to bashing them with jokes.
Here are 10 joke crackers to crack you up: 1: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. 2: Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.” […]
This joke was originally spread with a certain race tagged to it. Getcha Nuggets does not condone such racial bias. But the joke was too funny. So, the term Dumbo is used instead. Enjoy! Dumbo’s back again!! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Dumbo: 13th October Which year? Dumbo: EVERY YEAR ?? Manager asked Dumbo at […]
A plane made an emergency landing on water. The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused. The stewardess then asked the captain to help. The captain, being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her – “You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE. Tell the British this is an […]