Some lawyer jokes to cheer your day up, legally. ============ There is a trucker who hates lawyers so much he always runs them over with his truck whenever he sees one. One day he sees a priest hitchhiking and decides to give a ride to the holy man. As they go along the road, the […]
When Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.
Dedicated to all sincere employees: —- Seeing the brand new BMW X6 of the boss, an employee full of excitement tells : wah boss what superb vehicle you have got! Boss putting his hand on his shoulders : if you too work with all sincerity, put all efforts with your heart and soul, come on […]
Wife – Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Husband (HR Manager) – Ok.
Husband – Should we go to a cheaper restaurant?
There are many who loathe Singlish (the colloquial language of Singapore). But these are the people who don’t know (or refuse to acknowledge) the short-and-sweet, straight-to-the-point communication specialty of this unique Singlish language.
Joke: An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
Finally, I found the unit where Mr. Sun is staying.
Today, we will attack the engineers. They don’t subscribe to “if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.”. They would rather say “Assume it’s broken, and now we fix it”. Of course, a better engineer would say: “If it ain’t broke, then make it better”. But that’s complimenting them already. So, let’s get to bashing them with jokes.
Ramasamy, a regular customer at Muthu’s Curry, is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will. His wife, daughter and two sons are at his bedside..all grieving… “So”, he says weakly to them: “Lingam, I want you to take the houses in Steven road …” “Saraswathy, take the apartments […]